HB to Harry Manchester

First lines to be sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday to You."

There are sleek Birthday Suits, Monks don scratchy Hairesuits.
But a full length (opera not rain) coat made entirely of thick grey ponytails, french twists, braids and chignons probably requires more tailoring and alteration skills than most hairdressers posses.
Best worn by a shaved, tall, bald person.