Dentures and Durian

In the markets, I understand the myriad of flipflops, used watches, saggy-crotch harem pants, "silk" scarves and waterbottles, but DENTURES!!?! As I paused to imagine the possible seller and buyer, the pervasive smell of fish sauce was suffocated by someone opening a Durian. They are illegal to bring into hotels or open in confined spaces - an overwhelming combination of a three week-old gym bag and a septic tank inspection. I've brought some home just to give the California Agricultural Inspectors something to enjoy on Christmas Eve.